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FoR aDuLtS oNLy (R-18)

    WARNING: Some words are not suitable for young readers. So, if you’re under 18 years of age… please go on leave immediately. :)

    Getting More Out of Your Love Life

    Seven (7) Tips from Sue Johanson:

    1. Skip burgers and fries. Good nutrition makes you feel much better, and makes for better sex. “Eat junk food,” she says, “and all you want to do is fight over the remote control.”

    2. Games are good. Try phone sex—he on one extension, she on another. Try hide-and-seek, on the floor, in the dark, in the nude. “Find each other, then have fun under the coffee table.”

    3. Toys work, too. “Go to a sex store together, buy small, low-cost items to start, check them out, then invest more once you know what you like.”

    4. Choose a time when both feel ready for lovemaking. Wake up your partner at midnight with caresses and a sultry “Hi, big guy!” Someone with arthritis may do best in the morning, after a good night’s sleep. “When we were young,” Johanson points out, “we could never have sex during the day—the kids would hear.”

    5. If you have a physical restriction, or just the aches and pains of aging:

    • Take an anti-inflammatory 20 minutes ahead of time.
    • Together, take a romantic hot bath, with lights low, and candles and incense by the tub.
    • Keep extra pillows nearby in case of leg or foot cramps.
    • Have cream or gel handy.
    • Warm the bed with an electric blanket.

    6. Pleasurable positions? Spoon-fashion. Side-by-side. The X position. Or female-on-top. Try chair sex: It’s easy on the joints.

    7. And try the following books:

    • Her latest, Sex, Sex and More Sex (Regan Books, May 2004).
    • The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability (Cleis Press, December 2003), by Cory Silverburg, Miriam Kaufman and Fran Odette.
    • The New Love and Sex After 60 (Ballantine Books; Revised edition, January 2002), by Robert Butler and Myrna Lewis. “Get the book and stand well back!”
      Hmmmmmm Hmmmmmm… kailangan ma-memorized ko to. :)

      Source: aarpbulletin

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28 Responses to “FoR aDuLtS oNLy (R-18)”

  1. Naktubi Says:
    July 15th, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Buti Nalang under age pa ako Ama and i leave immediately… waaaaaaaa

  2. din-din Says:
    July 15th, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    “we could never have sex during the day—the kids would hear.”

    ahahahah!

    and what the hell is Spoon-fashion??

  3. Royce Says:
    July 15th, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    …hahahaha….magbakasyon ka kasi sa Pinas. Tignan mo kasi ang nangyayari sa inyo, muni-muni parati….

  4. denden Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 1:01 am

    kailangan pa bang i-memorize yan? hehehe.

    na-curious ako sa X position? ano ito? hahaha

  5. kathy Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 2:00 am

    …lol!! what’s happenin’ dear?? haha…mind blowing topic mo ngayon ah? ;) yan ba epekto ng sand storm hehe :)

    ..anyway, mas kailangan mo talaga ‘to so goodluck ;)

    ..pheww!! **evil smiles**

  6. masterbetong Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 5:33 am

    kanino mo sasabihin yung “Hello Big Guy?”

    Ayus ang mga tip mo! Girl na girl!!!

  7. karmi Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 6:08 am

    ano to ninong?! nyahaha.. bata pa ko, la pa akong alam sa mga ganyan…

    pero binasa pa rin!!! :) to be educated ika nga.. hehehehe

  8. Arielle Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 8:31 am

    tsk tsk tsk :P
    delikado na yan, epekto ng tagtuyot! hahahah

  9. ghee Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 8:36 am

    hmmm,good ideas!

    approved sa yo yung no 2 & 3? hehe..

    masama na yan kneeko,baka maover imagination ka at talagang “Hi,big guy!” ang maisipan mong gawin,hahahahaha!

  10. Pipay Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 9:52 am

    Pre, napaghahalata ka ah. Parang buhangin sa disyerto, kulang sa dilig. Bwahahahahaha!

    Natawa ako dito Pre’.

    Pabalik na si Panday ko…2 weeks na lang! Ako na ang mememorize nito!

    Ahahaha!Oppps.(beeeee! Ingeeet!)By Big guy!Bwaahahhaha!

  11. KD Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 10:54 am

    delikado si master nyan baka kalabitin mo sa gabi bwahahahahahaha

  12. yen Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    naku censored pala d2… menor de edad pa ako eh… magagalit nanay ko pag nalaman nia kng ano2 mga bnbasa ko… d 2loy ako makarelate.. wala pa akong alam jan,.. wahaha

  13. didi Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    kuya baldo censored pala toh..hahaha..pero okei lang..:P 18 naman na ako…namiss kita kuya az in!! musta na??:)

  14. Royce Says:
    July 16th, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    pakner, walang kalabitan ha (sabi ni KD). Sali ka na lang kina Athos, Porthos, at Aramis sa arnis sa dilim hahaha

  15. sister stella L Says:
    July 17th, 2006 at 4:17 am

    padre ano to?

    bad cheetah!

  16. cruise Says:
    July 17th, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    ito pala ang secreto ng iyong kalusugan! magaya nga, hehe

  17. ann Says:
    July 17th, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Ikaw ba yan? Baka mabasa ito nung brother mo, lagot ka!

  18. ethel Says:
    July 17th, 2006 at 6:35 pm

    Haay naku sobrang nag emote si Baldo hahaha…
    cool ka lang jan.

  19. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 4:53 am

    @naktubi, sigurado ka ba na umalis ka agad? hmmm nakita kita sumilip pa ulit eh :)

    @din-din, hahahha… baka maingay sila pag nag-ano…. :) spoon-fashion? hmmm baka may kukutsarahin hehe.. ganito yan.. ipatong ang dalawang kutsara na baliktaran ooopppss :)

    @royce, kunting tiis na alng dre… ilang buwan na hahahaha :)

  20. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 4:54 am

    @denden, di ko pa ne memorize eh hehehe.. X-position? hango ata yan sa x-men movie… o di kaya sisigaw ka ng ‘ekis pinoy’ o captain x :)

  21. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 4:57 am

    @kathy, napasukan ata ng buhangin ulo ko kaya ganito ang topic eh wheeew :)nakakatiis pa naman…:)

  22. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 4:59 am

    @master, lagot kayo :) hahahha

    @karmi, ok lang para mapaghandaan mo na pag kinasal na kayo ni parekoy :)

    @arielle, hmmmm kahit papano and2 naman si mp1 at mp2… :)

  23. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 5:00 am

    @ghee, approved ba? :) hhahaha wag naman sana umabot sa ganun.

    @pipay, cactus to pre… kahit kulang sa dilig buhay pa rin :)

    sige, iprint mo pa para di mo makalimutan agad :) hahaha

    wag ka na mang-inggit hmmmp darating din ako dyan :)

    @kd, baka di na makatulog sina master nito, binabantayan ako .. :)

  24. kneeko Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 5:02 am

    @yen, ineng . oisst hala labas ka na agad d2 sa bahay ko :) may gatas ka na sa labi :)

    @didi, sigurado ka ba na above 18 ka huh :) ayos lang ako sisdi :)

    @royce, ibang arnis naman yan sinasabi mo eh :) tako na alng gamitin ko hehehe

    @sister stella, ah eh ih oh uhmmmm… kasi ano eh… napulot ko lang to :)

    @cruise, lahat ba gagayahin mo? :) hehehe sige..

    @ann, di ako sasawayin nun :)

    @ethel, sobra hot d2 40degC+ temperature :)

  25. teklasdiary Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 2:23 am

    oh my gosh! ang lufet…bulgar at brutal hehehe… sobrang nawindang at na-harass ang mind ko…yaiikkss!

  26. Royce Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 3:30 am

    kelan ka uuwi??? Sama ko!

  27. kneeko Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 4:15 am

    @teks, ooopss sori po maam… :)

    @royce, kakauwi mo lang eh hehehe… next yer pa ako..

  28. jane Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 8:17 am

    palagay ko mag kakababy na kami nito, har har!

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